Get off Facebook and feed the damn baby!

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It really annoys me when I see women posting pictures of their babies on Facebook the same day they were born.  I waited almost a week AFTER I GOT HOME before posting.  It doubly annoys me when I see them responding to all the congratulations posts the moment they are posted.  Go give your brand new baby some attention, damn it!

These new moms act like it’s so easy and they will have plenty of time to keep up with their social lives (which for many of the new moms I know involves partying, smoking various toxins, and drinking heavily) with the new baby.  I just can’t wait to see the posts one month from now when the baby wakes from the sleepy newborn phase and screams all the time.   Those will be awesome.