This past weekend we had unusually warm weather in the northeast. I took that opportunity to bury our Halloween pumpkins. I was dressed in one of my maternity shirts, sweatpants, and boots. While digging a hole, the hill-hick neighbors behind my house catcalled me. I wanted to respond by saying, “You think I’m sexy? Wanna see my stretch marks from giving birth to my son in October?” But I didn’t. I just ignored them.