Stretch marks = sexy?

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This past weekend we had unusually warm weather in the northeast.  I took that opportunity to bury our Halloween pumpkins.  I was dressed in one of my maternity shirts, sweatpants, and boots.  While digging a hole, the hill-hick neighbors behind my house catcalled me.  I wanted to respond by saying, “You think I’m sexy?  Wanna see my stretch marks from giving birth to my son in October?”  But I didn’t.  I just ignored them.